Bo Burnham performs his new song, “Welcome to YouTube” at YouTube Live, San Francisco, 11/22/08.
Lyrics__________________________________
Before youtube I walked through life,
But now I frolic
YouTubes been like a father to me
Exept YouTubes not an alcoholic
Before youtube I was just a skiny white kid
who thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was
and now well not much has changed but I got a shit load on money
cuz youtube is a place for people to share their ideas
if by people you mean 13 year old girls
and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas brothers
im just kidding but lets be honest thats a hefty majority
and if you dont believe me then you must be a Noob
so welcome to youtube
if you dont know what your missing just try searching wome kissing
youtube is just what this countrys been needing
a generation of kids who dont waste their time reading
Am I the only one who thinks lisa novas hot,
And chris crockers not hes hotter
Most of the best you tubers are either Asian or there gay
So theres an untapped YouTube celebrity and his names George Tekay
And your favorite coats got a dodo stain
I pray to god its chocolate rain
And I find videos of babys laughing a bit intrusive
Because Barak Obama won the election because of YouTube
Wait did I say YouTube I meant the black vote
And I think YouTube and Fred are so cool
And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
so welcome to YouTube ya welcome to YouTube hey welcome to YouTube
I said listen and linger
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
Its YouTube its impact is evident
Miss teen South Carolina just ran for vice president
So upload a video you got nothing to loose
Except all of your friends.. And the approval of your parents
Hi my name is marry and Im 19 years old and I got drunk at a party
And I think someone was videotaping it
But I dont want anyone to see it
Cuz I showed half of my boob
Sorry Mary welcome to YouTube
Say hello to YouTube and say goodbye to your college scholarship
And it will keep on going and it will never stop.
Until its privatized
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börsenkenner wissen was ein einziger blog
ausrichten kann
ein artikel in einem blog
über das neue i-phone
von apple
und vermeintlich giftige kabel
in diesem handy
haben den aktienkurs
von apple
innerhalb von 6 stunden
um 30 % fallen lassen.
jede grosse firma beschäftigt blogger
um gegen so etwas gegensteuern zu können.
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YOUTUBE hat obama den wahlsieg ermöglicht
OBAMA ist clever und hat das internet wie ein
altblogger benutzt
und gewonnen
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und nicht die hamburger justiz
hat SCHILL endgültig entlarvt-
nein hier in HAMBURG
LÄUFT DAS JA WIE GESCHMIERT-
ES WAR DAS INTERNET DAS SCHILL
ENTLARVT HAT
UND DA BEREITE ICH SCHON MAL AUF DAS NEUE UPDATE VOR
– IMMOBILIENKRISE AUCH IN HAMBURG ? -
coffeecupz